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I probably have before, but I have no followers yet so here I go again!

Twitter (where I type the funniest things ever in the world)- [link]

Tumblr (Fart, der Art... Fast and stupid)- [link]

Youtube... When something good is on it.

Come on... Do it.
  • Listening to: Ke$her
  • Reading: A Dance with Dragons
  • Watching: Clone High...Wait,I finished it... Nothing
  • Playing: Skyrim
  • Eating: Peas
I did it first!

His: [link]

Mine: [link]
  • Mood: Jealous
  • Listening to: The Red Bar Radio Show
  • Reading: A Feast of Crows
  • Watching: Dr. Katz Professional Therapist
  • Playing: Soul Caliberb
  • Drinking: watter
[link]

I'd follow you.

*Disclaimer: AmateurCartoonistJonBaker reserves the right not to follow you on tumblr.
  • Mood: Anger
  • Listening to: Kazahkstan National Anthem (Borat)
  • Reading: Peanuts and a Storm of Swords
  • Watching: ... My Little Pony... But it was the Boondocks
  • Playing: Pokemon Emerald
  • Eating: (G)rapes
  • Drinking: Mammal Juice
It was neat! =D
  • Mood: Euphoric
  • Listening to: Thrift Shop
  • Reading: Peanuts and a Storm of Swords
  • Watching: ... My Little Pony... But it was the Boondocks
  • Playing: Pokemon Emerald
  • Eating: Rice
  • Drinking: Mammal Juice
Skunkmen'N'Pals comic strips can appear bigger. :O

Please indulge the 121 edits I have to make so you can read them well.

I'm such an idiot.
  • Mood: Not Impressed
  • Listening to: Thrift Shop
  • Reading: over my lines
  • Watching: ... My Little Pony... But it was the Boondocks
  • Playing: Pokemon Emerald
  • Eating: Sherbert
  • Drinking: Juice
New eeveelution bitches! hater's gonna hate, but I think it's cute. ;D

[link]
  • Mood: Bemused
  • Listening to: Avril Lavigne
  • Reading: over my lines
  • Watching: ... My Little Pony... But it was the Boondocks
  • Playing: Pokemon Emerald
  • Eating: Sherbert
  • Drinking: Juice
Hey watchers. There's like fifty of you, so at least three of you should answer!

I was wondering IF I were to finish 'Hamlet Abridged and Ambiguous' [link] (or do another Shakespeare play. I'm thinking of doing King Lear) should I put up the whole acts all at once like I did with Act 1? -Or should I put them up one scene at a time as I finish them?

Keep in mind this is far in the future stuff, so don't get your hopes up if you liked it. Also, in general what do you want to see more of from :iconnewtman: (me)? Please comment.
  • Mood: Irritated
  • Listening to: Oliver
  • Reading: Dilbert- Shave the Whales
  • Watching: The Amazing World of Gumball
  • Playing: Pokemon White 2
  • Eating: Celery and I hate it.
  • Drinking: Waters
Hey hey. The fan page shared my horse drawing! That's fun =D

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  • Mood: Pride
  • Listening to: 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
  • Reading: 1984... a Storm of Swords
  • Watching: Game Grumps
  • Playing: Pokemon White 2
  • Eating: Old Ass Spinach
  • Drinking: Waters
I do NOT use it often.

[link]
  • Mood: Questionable
  • Listening to: 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
  • Reading: 1984... a Storm of Swords
  • Watching: Invader ZIM! ...sometimes...
  • Playing: Pokemon White 2
  • Eating: Soup
  • Drinking: Liquids
I'm thinking of changing it. Any suggestions from my works? The pimp owl's fine but I think I could have better... I was thinking of the angry jigglyPuff face as a possiblility.
  • Mood: Daily Needs
  • Listening to: Wisenheimers (For the second time. R.I.P.)
  • Reading: A Storm of Swords and 1984
  • Watching: Adventure Time and Gumball (The Amazing World Of)
  • Playing: Pokemon Emerald version
  • Eating: Popcorn
  • Drinking: Water
Check this fella out. He's great, he makes actual animated cartoons and stuff like the one in his latest journal entry. Give it a look: :iconmakinita:
  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: Sons of Butcher
  • Reading: A Clash of Kings
  • Watching: Arrested Development
  • Playing: Pokemon Emerald version
  • Eating: Peas
I almost forgot. Skunkmen'N'Pals today is TWO years old! Yay!... That's it... Alright, see yah.
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Tenacious D: Rize of the Fenix
  • Reading: Game of Thrones
  • Watching: Ren and Stimpy
  • Playing: Skyrim (albeit infrequently)
So I removed all of the SKNP (Skunkmen'N'Pals) comics strips from my featured pieces in that from a distance they look quite uninteresting and cluttery. They are of course still all in the SKNP folder.
I don't want to promise anything like weekly udpdates of everyone's favorite cartoon skunk (exept maybe Pepe lePew and a bunch of others). But my goal is to release at least 52 strips a year or equivalence. Knowing me this could mean like 5 in one day. Still I'm sorry if I'm infrequent at any point. deviantART is to me as  facebook is to normal people. The difference deviantART can be work, sortof.
Lastly I want some feedback from you my watchers. What do you want to see from ol'NewtMan? More GoddamnPocketMonsters, TRJ (Tribbles Are Jerks)... What?!
Come on.
  • Mood: Angsty
  • Listening to: Fiddler on the Roof
  • Reading: The Funnies...
  • Watching: Phineas and Ferb
  • Playing: Skyrim (albeit infrequently)
  • Eating: The stumps off of broccoli...
  • Drinking: Water
This may be pressumptuous of me (knowing that I don't read journal entries) but I'd like to post me comics and what not on other web-sites (maybe more web-comic specific sites) and I was wondering if on the off chance one of the 48 of you who will potentially see this could recomend something or maybe leave a URL in the comments. I guess I know this to be futile, but you know whatever.
  • Mood: Apprehensive
  • Listening to: Fiddler on the Roof
  • Reading: Aldous Huxley's Brave New World
  • Watching: Sons of Butcher
  • Playing: Skyrim (albeit infrequently)
Why is GoddamnPocketMonsters 001-003 so popular compared tot he other two?

Derp derp derp.
  • Mood: Mad
  • Listening to: The Book of Mormon (musical)
  • Watching: Star Trek: TNG
  • Playing: Pokemon White
  • Drinking: Water
It's a mommentous occasion! I've got 6601 pageviews!!!
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: The Book of Mormon (musical)
  • Reading: Some graphic novel about monks and goblins.
  • Watching: Nothing really... I'm surprised.
  • Playing: Minecraft
  • Eating: Peapods
  • Drinking: Iced tea
So I was tagged by :iconrockfred: . This is the first time anything like this has happened to me. Anyway I've answered some questions:

1. First word that comes to mind when you think of blue.
Ornithology
2. Ideas on an anime cafe?
The Giant Robot with Ridiculous Hair Café
3. Insert -Sarcasm- <-- there.
What?
4. EARTHQUAKE?!!! What would you do?
Get under a door frame, unless you're outside.
5. How would it feel to have a mouse crawl up your leg?
Tickly, if that's a real word.
6. Do you like coffee?
Sure, it's okay.
7. What makes you think that the world is a sphere? >=O
Alien spaceships coming in for an invasion!
8. What's your dream vacation?
I wanna go to Star Wars.
9. What is your pet peeve?
Stupid people.
10. Why must you blast the music?
Otherwise it's boring.

I have tagged: :iconthefantasticrondo74: :iconjztyle: :iconiainramsaycom: :iconphillipfanning: :icondungeonhordes:
  • Mood: Anxious
  • Listening to: Skipper Dan (Weird Al)
  • Reading: Heathcliff
  • Watching: Star Trek TNG
  • Playing: Destroy all Humans 2
As you can clearly see I have changed my avatar to a colored version of the owl pimp from Skunkmen 'N' Pals 74: [link] . My old one of Earl Shrimpson (colored using Paint program) didn't look very good, so I think this is an upgrade. Maybe next time I draw Earl I'll make my avatar a better colored version of him. Anyhoo, I hope you like the upgrade. I know how much everyone loves Earl Shrimpson.
  • Mood: Zest
  • Listening to: Skipper Dan (Wierd Al)
  • Reading: The Prehistory of The Far Side
  • Watching: Phineas and Ferb
  • Playing: Destroy all Humans 2
I acsidentally deleted this entire jouranl after writng it so it's going to be brief!

Should Tribbles are Jerks be just a Star Trek parody or transend to other stuff? Please tell me your opinion! In theory there should be 23 of you and I'm sure at least a couple of you care even the slightest bit.

Also, check out my poorly contructed gallery on google sites.
See: [link]
  • Mood: Stuck
  • Listening to: The Humans are Dead!
  • Reading: The Hutt Gambit.
  • Watching: The Office
  • Playing: With myself.
  • Eating: Raisins
  • Drinking: Milk: The sweet necter of the mammalian teet.
Recently I have been seriously considering re-making my old comic series "Battle Quest" with better writting, radical character re-design and frankly making it less crude and sucky. My obsession cycle has just looped back to medival fantasy so I kind of want to make an online comic series; I liked the characters for the most part from Battle Quest and because of it's generisism I am not against sharing it online. If anyone has any thoughts leave a comment.

Origonal Battle Quest #1: [link]
(the others are just in my gallery at the back of my cartoons/comics folders)
  • Mood: Angsty
  • Listening to: Music
  • Reading: Star Wars Novel
  • Watching: Television
  • Eating: Chocolate Cake Crums
  • Drinking: Milk: The sweet necter of the mammalian teet.

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